STRAUSZ – Zombies Are Making Love EP

zombies strauszThis piece of electronica is a rock opera/concept album about a bunch of zombies who trouble a couple who are in the middle of “making hot sex”. The twist here is that those zombies turn out to be benign and only want to join in, apparently. That’s just wrong. It’s masterminded by Brazilian born Diogo Strausz, who naturally provides all the keyboard loops and other “virtual instrument” sounds.

I love a concept album, and, as a long-time supporter of The Chemical Brothers, Röyksopp, Steve Hillage’s System 7 and The Orb, am not against music with electronic leanings and danceable qualities when done well. But, honestly, this is pretty bad. Strausz claims to have a few key influences within his work: although it’s possible to see where he’s been influenced by the likes of Daft Punk, the claim that you’ll also find Justice influenced dirty bass grooves on this EP is possibly a stretch of the imagination too far. There is a brief section where a bit of fuzzy bottom end gets a moment in the spotlight – and things look up as a result – but any comparison between this release and the finished, professional grooves of an act like Justice is possibly a little insulting…

The opening act, ‘Candle Flames’ is somewhat of a mood setter, with a simple repeated keyboard line. The fact that this gets dull after less than a minute should be a warning. The Spanish guitar style noodlings which break up the main electronic loops should be a welcome inclusion in principle, but the fact that most of the other music stops in order to accommodate those guitar sounds makes the result somewhat jarring. After a badly acted skit featuring the “hot sex” couple spotting the zombies, we’re into the second act. ‘Zombie Hunting’ sounds like the soundtrack from a Japanese arcade machine overlaid with noises of guns, whips and full on zombie groaning. It becomes clear that this arcade machine sound was Strausz’s intention, since at the beginning of ‘Act III: The Duel’ a heavily processed voice shouts ‘FINAL BOSS!’ and there’s a quick burst of an arcade-style tune which seems so familiar. There then follows three a three minute pulsing beat overlaid by a badly played droning keyboard which has a very late seventies feel. Hard enough work on its own, but then it gets worse as the arrangement gives off a bad disco vibe once the friendly zombies start to sing. Yes, they’re singing zombies. No, they’re not very good.

Over the course of ‘Act IV: Time For The Truth’ (the EP’s longest piece), there are elements of twee electronica, but more importantly – once the track finds its stride – you’ll find at least three minutes of a solid, danceable groove, unusually with a bit of grit to back it up. The fact that the grittiness is overlaid by a plinking sound which could have been given a bit more oomph can be overlooked, since Strausz has at least attempted to construct something half-decent here. It doesn’t last though, since ‘Act V: Zombies Are Making Love’ combines tuneless early 90s club-style electronic dirges with more of those shrieking zombie vocals. Whether or not this was intended as a joke, it’s just awful. ‘Act VI: Fresh Meat’ has a very disco vibe, which again turns to high camp once the zombies start wailing. If you’re still listening by now, you’ve got a huge amount of patience.

As far as electronic music is concerned, this EP occasionally has hints of something which could appeal, but there are huge chunks of this release which sound like a man tinkering with a casio keyboard and drum machine in his bedroom for fun. On the whole, it’s all pretty tiresome and it’s hard to imagine even the most loyal of electronica buffs having too much time for this. Maybe more of those promised “dirty basslines” would have helped.

June 2011

LIMP BIZKIT – Gold Cobra

During the first half of 1997, nu-metal had really started to make an impact in the UK. KoЯn had a couple of albums under their belt which had gained them a sizable cult audience, some of the cooler folks had the Coal Chamber album (which they’d likely bought for extortionate import prices) and nu-metal/rap-metal crew Limp Bizkit made waves with their cover of George Michael’s ‘Faith’ and their debut album ‘Three Dollar Bill, Yall$’ – an album which would go on to sell several million copies. The band saw increased popularity with their next couple of albums, reaching their commercial peak in 2000, when ‘Rollin’ scored a number one hit in the UK and its parent album ‘Chocolate Starfish & The Hotdog Flavored Water’ hit the number one spot in seven different countries. Between 1999 and 2001, Limp Bizkit was one of the world’s most popular alternative bands with their genre-mixing sounds seemingly appealing to so many music fans.

By the time of their last album, 2005’s ‘The Unquestionable Truth, Part 1’, the truth was, the tide was turning. Limp Bizkit’s popularity had plummeted, with many viewing Fred Durst and co’s arrogance and swagger as an embarrassment. Whereas only a short time earlier, they gathered awards for their million selling records, ‘TUQP1’ failed to chart in various countries, including the UK. The album is now all but forgotten by many. At the height of the band’s fame, Q Magazine praised ‘Chocolate Starfish’ for “great knockaround songs” and “gonzo bluster”, yet after the band’s demise, that same magazine claimed it to be one of the 50 worst albums of all time, placing it at #11.

Six years after their flop swansong, Limp Bizkit returned with ‘Gold Cobra’. On the opening track ‘Bring It Back’, once the DJ loops and handclaps mixed with hefty guitar chug hit their stride there’s an instant familiarity. And once Durst steps up to the mic and claims he’s “gonna turn this place into a muthafuckin’ danger zone”, it feels like their six year vacation could have been a mere six months. In fact, the best tracks on could have been released a decade earlier and sounded exactly the same. ‘Shark Attack’ reinforces these feelings, being an equal match for the most memorable numbers from ‘Starfish’. The track features one of the album’s funkiest grooves, and while there’s still a bottom-end metallic riff, it’s not overdone. Each of the musicians has a solid role to play here – and even Durst manages to reign in his arrogance and sound like he’s advocating fun.

With a hard mix of drop D riffing, funky grooves and solid rap performance, the amusing ‘Autotunage’ offers another stand out. The heavy riffs and catchy chorus are joined by a humorous streak (most obvious on an intro slagging off autotune abuse). These elements combined present Limp Bizkit at their best; these five minutes are a sharp reminder why you used to love the band (even though you may have spent years denying that). Likewise, ‘Why Try’, features great performances from all concerned. Durst’s rap comes with a solid delivery and lyrics which aren’t too cringe worthy, while Borland’s riff offers a decent level of funkiness as well as the required amount of bottom end.

On a couple of softer numbers where Durst pushes aside rap for actual singing, the band manage to sound professional and self-assured without the accompanying bucket of arrogance. ‘Walking Away’, in particular, is surprisingly mature. It shouldn’t be forgotten that for all of Bizkit’s childish shouting, musically they have a lot of experience – and here, that really shows. With reverbed, clean guitars and a reasonable vocal, this number (heavily inspired by Incubus, it has to be said), presents a side of Limp Bizkit which doesn’t surface nearly often enough. Even a more metallic climax with Durst screaming doesn’t spoil the mood – at least he’s not being threatening. ‘Loser’ manages to meld Limp Bizkit’s rap stylings with those softer alternative rock elements incredibly well. The vocal features understated rapping (almost a spoken word) and a strong (sung) chorus, while the music itself has just the right balance between atmospheres and hard rock riffing. Borland’s heavily treated guitar solo should have sounded out of place with its sharper edges, but somehow it works.

Obviously, there are plenty of tracks featured where the heavy-handed anger and tough talk actually gets in the way of anything decent. ‘Get A Life’ is structured around a juggernaut-sized riff, over which Durst shouts “get a life, get a mothafuckin’ life / You don’t wanna see what I can do when I’m nice / You don’t wanna be my enemy, I promise you / If you do, muthafucka bring it on!”. After a few listens, it’s the kind of thing which gets tiresome. Even worse, ‘Douchebag’ is little more than rap metal by numbers with “harder than you/better than you” themed lyrics which reach their zenith on a chorus with Durst repeatedly shouting “douchbag, I’m gonna fuck you up”. While ‘Shotgun’ has a decent tune and even better fuzzy guitar solo, the message contained within (regarding the US’s lack of gun control) is hampered by too much repetition. While somewhat better than both ‘Get A Life’ and ‘Douchebag’, any good work is undone by the end, when a looped sample of a shotgun being cocked and loaded provides “entertainment” for a bit too long.

‘Gold Cobra’ suffers the same major pitfall as all of Limp Bizkit’s releases, post ‘Three Dollar Bill, Yall$’: the formulaic grooves and OTT arrogance both wear a little thin if you attempt to get through the whole album in one sitting. In fairness, there’s about half an album’s worth of good tracks to be found on here, but you’ll have to be willing to wade through the trash to find them. With the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality, ‘Gold Cobra’ is hugely unlikely to win Limp Bizkit any new fans just as it’s equally unlikely to gain any real respect from the press following years of backlash. In reality, despite plenty of inconsistencies, when it comes to the rap metal/nu metal sound, Limp Bizkit are still among the best when they get it right. It’s a shame they couldn’t get it right a bit more often here.

June 2011

Rise Against – UK tour in November

US punks Rise Against have announced details of an autumn tour of the UK.

Following appearances at the Reading & Leeds festival, between 26th – 29th August, the band will return to the UK in November to play their own shows to support the release of their 2011 album ‘Endgame’.

The dates are as follows:

2nd Nottingham Rock City
3rd Leeds O2 Academy
4th Glasgow O2 Academy
5th Manchester O2 Apollo
7th Birmingham O2 Academy
8th Newcastle O2 Academy
9th London O2 Brixton Academy
12th Bristol O2 Academy
13th Southampton Guildhall

Support comes courtesy of Polar Bear Club and Rage Against The Machine guitarist Tom Morello, playing a solo show as The Nightwatchman.

Tickets are on sale now.

Anthrax’s long-awaited ‘Worship Music’ lands in September – free download of new track!

Anthrax’s long-awaited tenth studio disc, ‘Worship Music’ will finally be released on 10th September.

The album has had a long and somewhat troubled creation. Initially the release was to feature vocals by Dan Nelson, the fourth Anthrax frontman. Copies of ‘Worship Songs’ featuring Nelson had supposedly made it out to a few select people close to the band, although this is not 100% confirmed. It was later rumoured that former vocalist John Bush would re-record Nelson’s vocals for the subsequent official release of the album.

After touring with the band once again in the summer and autumn of 2010, Anthrax’s second – and arguably most famous – vocalist Joey Belladonna officially rejoined the band. The completed version of ‘Worship Music’ will feature the line-up of Joey Belladonna (vocals), Scott Ian (guitars), Rob Caggiano (guitars), Frank Bello (bass), Charlie Benante (drums).

‘Worship Music’ is the first Anthrax studio album to feature Belladonna since 1990’s classic ‘Persistence of Time’.

Confirmed track listing: Fight ’em ’til You Can’t / I’m Alive / Judas Priest / Crawl / Earth on Hell / The Devil You Know / In The End / The Giant / Down Goes The Sun

It is not yet known whether there will be a special edition of the album containing bonus materials.

If you can’t wait until September, Anthrax have made the lead track ‘Fight ’em ’til You Can’t’ available as a free download from the button below!

New Angels and Airwaves album released in November

Angels and Airwaves, the all-star rock/emo band featuring sometime Tom DeLonge (Blink-182), David Kennedy (Box Car Racer), Atom Willard (The Offspring) and Matt Wachter (ex-Thirty Seconds To Mars) will be releasing their fourth album in November.

According to a statement made by DeLonge on the band’s official facebook page, the album, entitled ‘Love Part 2’ “...will be the best Angels album release yet….. 20 songs and film in 5.1. I feel like a 16 year old having missionary position for the first time. LOVE part 2 is our best album yet.”

A planned double album, ‘Love Part 2’ has a sceduled release date for November 11th.