BLACK BISCUIT – Blueline

In December 2010 I received an email from Black Biscuit – a band formed by a couple of guys who’ve been playing hockey together and making music since high school.  They’d discovered REAL GONE via my rather negative, overtly opinionated Quakers On Probation review and asked if I’d mind giving their album a similarly honest appraisal.  The lightweight tone of their message suggested they weren’t a completely serious band, and a visit to their MySpace page where they claim that the band was a result of “numerous hockey-related head injuries of the three frontmen” helped confirm my theory.

There’s a difference between being a joke/novelty band and just not taking things seriously, though, as ‘Blueline’ proves.  Granted, there are a couple of songs which were possibly written to amuse, but most of the album is made up of alt-rock tunes, played too slowly and – in some cases – very badly.

‘Surfin’ in Afghanistan’ is their most obvious attempt at writing amusing material. It employs a rudimentary surf rock musical motif, against which a croony vocal tells a tale of surfing disappointment, leading to being tied up by extremists.  Although it’s easy for the listener to understand what Black Biscuit are attempting here, it’s not something you’d listen to more than a couple of times.  ‘Robbie The Robot’ sounds like a bad impersonation of early Soul Asylum, with additional annoying croony vocals thrown in for good measure.   Not that entertaining to start with, and after a couple of spins, once again, it’s hard to imagine anyone coming back for more.   ‘Don’t Touch My Cigarettes’ is an ode to never giving up smoking, delivered in an early J. Geils Band style.  Its simplicity makes it one of the album’s better numbers, but Black Biscuit lack the energy of those they’re attempting to emulate.

Due to a lack of musical sharpness, most of Black Biscuit’s material completely misses the mark.  ‘Gun For Hire’ is sludgy with a tuneless vocal and an even worse guitar solo (although I suspect this was tuneless on purpose).  It’s obvious where the hook is, but the vocal style makes the song unlistenable.  The country rock vibe of ‘Suburbs’ has the feel of a Cowboy Mouth cast-off…but only if that great band got hit on the head and forgot how to write anything melodic.  If there’s anything to be learnt here it’s that three part harmonies shouldn’t be attempted by non-singers.  ‘Say Goodbye’ is better, but Black Biscuit don’t really deserve any credit, since it’s memorable parts are a total rip off  of The Beatles’ ‘No Reply’, twisting it into something which sounds like a bad wedding band along the way (with an appalling lead vocal to boot).

During ‘With You’, Johnny Maxwell breaks into a decent bass solo. However, it’s stuck in the middle of a rather busy number which melds a Minneapolis style alt-rock sound with a slightly garage feel, and as such, that bass work feels a little out of place.  It’s one of the only moments where this album manages to claw its way out of musical despair, and for that, I’m briefly thankful.  Maxwell is clearly the only band member with any real musical ability.

Sadly, the bulk of Black Biscuit’s songs are either middling or forgettable.  Even their fun stuff isn’t too much fun.  Presented with this mish-mash of demo-quality recordings and half-baked ideas, I don’t really know what the band was thinking.  Simply put, ‘Blueline’ is a bad record.  I hope their collective hockey skills fare better than this.

January 2011

P.O.D. – New song available for free download

Christian rap-metal/alternative rock outfit P.O.D. have been back in the studio working on an as yet untitled new album.  The album is expected to appear early 2012, but in the meantime, you can have a free download of a brand new song.

You can download ‘On Fire’ by visiting the band’s official website here.

It is believed that ‘On Fire’ will appear on the forthcoming album, but no official tracklisting has been decided at this time.

The band’s seventh album will be produced by Howard Benson, who last worked with the band on their 2003 release ‘Payable On Death’.  Benson’s previous production credits also include Bang Tango, Flyleaf, Papa Roach, Three Days Grace and Less Than Jake.

Pearl Jam: PJ20 – First Official Trailer

The first official trailer for the long-awaited Pearl Jam documentary “PJ20” has appeared online.

The new trailer features cameos from cult film director David Lynch and Soundgarden’s Chris Cornell.

You can view the trailer by visiting Pearl Jam’s Vimeo site here.

The film, directed by Cameron Crowe, whose other works include ‘Jerry Maguire’, ‘Almost Famous’ and the cult grunge relationship movie ‘Singles’, will make its debut at the Toronto Film Festival in September and will be followed by a limited theatrical release.

‘PJ20’ will also be shown in the US on the PBS channel on Friday October 21st.

Jimmy Barnes cancels solo shows

Australian music legend Jimmy Barnes has been forced to cancel upcoming solo shows due to ill health.

Barnes was taken ill earlier today (26th July) and subsequently sought a doctor’s advice.  According to a statement, there were concerns his illness may be heart related, though these have proved unfounded.

How many shows will be cancelled in the near future is unknown, but Barnes is not expected to return to live performance any time over the next month.

He hopes to be fighting fit at the beginning of September when he starts rehearsals for an upcoming tour with his band Cold Chisel.

THE GREAT AFFAIRS – Happy Ender EP

The previous album from Murfreesboro, TN’s The Great Affairs (2010’s ‘Ricky Took The Wheels’) wasn’t a cast iron classic, but featured some great rootsy pop/rock tunes nonetheless.  During the first half of 2011, Great Affairs frontman Denny Smith turned his time towards other projects, including work his other band fORMER.   In between recording sessions for a fORMER LP, Smith and co recorded a handful of acoustic based numbers, which are presented on this EP.  While Smith is quick to point out this doesn’t necessarily mean the end of The Great Affairs forever, ‘Happy Endings’ is designed to provide a little closure for the first part of their career.

Whereas ‘Wheels’ showcased a mix of acoustic works and upbeat rock sounds from The Great Affairs’ repertoire, this EP is mellow – it’s six numbers concentrating more on the band’s acoustic rock and alt-country elements.  And since the previous full-length’s strongest parts were often its most laid-back, this release really shows the guys on top form.

‘Sick For Love’ sets the mood for most of the EP with its twin acoustic guitar framework.  Although it’s the solid rhythmic qualities providing the song’s main thrust, the featured solo (also acoustic based) has a timeless air.  These elements, when mixed with Smith’s slightly raspy voice, make this number comparable to The Faces in a rather melancholy mood.  ‘If I Know You’ doesn’t do much to change that said mood – but in honesty, it doesn’t need to.  There’s more of a harmony vocal than before (one which, perhaps, could have been a bit stronger), but the unfussy, Connells-esque arrangement is decent enough. ‘Stay Pretty’ features some top-notch slide acoustic/dobro work, while Matt Andersen’s basslines provide some great musical flourishes.  As is often the case, you’ll have heard similar stuff from various other Americana/acoustic bands, but even so, The Great Affairs more than hold their own here.  The superb arrangement makes it ‘Happy Ender’s best number – and it’s up against some strong competition.

For those looking for something with a more instant chorus, ‘Wild One’ is a track which more than supplies.  With a very memorable hook and vocal harmonies, this number would already be a strong one, but the addition of some electric guitar leads (very much in the country rock mould) really round out the sound.  It’s a shame the vocal seems to have been subjected to autotuning (purely for effect) on a couple of lines, but not to an extent it would spoil an otherwise great track. ‘See The Stars’ features another good mix of acoustic and electric guitar work, this time the electric leads come with a subtle ringing quality.  Musically, it’s great and should please all but the most stubborn fans of this kind of roots rock.  The songwriting doesn’t grab instantly, though, but a few plays in the pleasing melodies on the chorus start to stand out.  In contrast, ‘Bird on a Wire’ is definitely the EP’s rockiest number, since the acoustics are joined by an electric lead throughout.  Patrick Miller’s work is often sympathetic to the softer qualities of the music – his leads occasionally no more than punctuation – but by the track’s end, he can’t hold it in any longer.  During this rock-out moment, the band cut loose a little and Miller turns in a solo which would befit The Black Crowes, The Quireboys and their ilk.  It’s missing the good-time pub-rock piano, but even so, it’s a great number which sounds like it would work well within a live setting.

And so, after two full-length releases, these six songs close the door on the first part of a career.  If you liked ‘Ricky Took The Wheels’, chances are, you’ll really like ‘Happy Ender’.  If this is goodbye – at least for now – those who are likely to miss The Great Affairs have been given a superb parting gift.

 

June 2011